the colouring book that started it all! a collection of weird and wonderful things such as aliens, witches, time travel, bigfoot and a lot more with some funny descriptions to make kids laugh while they are colouring. also suitable for big kids like you.
The A-Z Colouring Book of Useless Inventions
another crazy colouring book filled with useless and pointless and hilarious inventions to make the world a funnier place... an homage to the japanese art of chindogu.
a little girl named Fly hears her mom’s outrageous story about why she has such a silly name…
get the kindle ebook here... (easier & cheaper)
get the paperback here...(better & funnier)
Fly the fly was never like all the other flies. She was never satisfied just sitting around on piles of stinky dog poo. Fly had to fly.
Follow the Life of Fly from her humble birth in a disgusting compost pile to her (spoiler alert!) ignoble death at the hands of a fat kid with an amazingly stinky cheese sandwich... (actually, that ending got cut so no spoiler alert after all...)
FLY says BUY it... FLY says TRY it...
FLY says CRY if you don't BUY it...
(a children's story for groan-ups)
a parable about how the saddest creature in the jungle became the happiest creature in the universe
read it for free here...
then buy the softcover here because it will make you happy...
The A-Z Colouring Book of Silly English Words
a colouring book for all my korean nieces and nephews and for every kid in the world who wants to learn english, with 26 really silly stories to encourage the love of reading...
the goal of this book is to be a fun way for kids to learn words and learn to read and learn to expand their imaginations...
this is me hard at work trying to make kids laugh...
FREE PRINTABLE CARD GAMES
the perfect road trip game, needs nothing but your willingness to be silly...
coming soon...
a tic-tac-toe style board game based on rock, paper, scissors. a little bit of strategy and whole whack of luck makes it the perfect game for kids of all ages...
coming soon...
the most fun and most hilarious way to teach your kids to read, to spell, to make sentences, and to laugh so hard they spit their drink all over your $4000 couch...
DOWNLOAD IT HERE!!
WORD SALAD
rock, paper,
scissors, block!
gibberish &
gobbledygook
COMING SOON!
The Seed and the Sun
a fable about a little seed that didn't know what was going on... a fable about a little seed that kept on growing despite her confusion... a fable about a beautiful relationship between a frightened little seed and the wonderful warmth and love of the sun...
COMING SOON!
FEEDING FRENZY!
In this game you have to eat as much as you can as fast as you can so you can get as big and strong as possible to take over the magic kingdom and win the game!
COMING SOON!
The Funniest Joke in the Universe
a laughter addict goes on a quest through all time and space in search of a joke so funny even god has to laugh...
don't miss your chance to read what many are calling "the dumbest book ever written"
Stranger Than You Can Imagine
whenever a weird genius studies the universe they end up saying some version of this famous quote:
"the universe is not only stranger than you imagine, it is stranger than you can imagine."
this book -- book 1 of an infinite series -- will explore that strangeness, as I see it...
COMING SOON!
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