MooMooMeow Books&Games

"Laughter Guaranteed"

(this is only a motto... laughter is neither guaranteed nor encouraged... don't believe anything you read online)

a colouring book of weird and wonderful things such as aliens, bigfoot, witches, time travel and a lot more with some funny descriptions to make kids laugh while they are colouring. also suitable for big kids like you.

don't be shy, i want you to buy it...

The A-Z Colouring Book of Useless Inventions

another crazy colouring book filled with useless and pointless and hilarious inventions to make the world a funnier place... an homage to the japanese art of chindogu.

this is the book you've been waiting for...

a little girl named Fly hears her mom’s outrageous story about why she has such a silly name…

get the kindle ebook here... (easier & cheaper)

get the paperback here...(better & funnier)

(a children's story for groan-ups)

a parable about how the saddest creature in the jungle became the happiest creature in the universe

read it for free here...

then buy the softcover here because it will make you happy...

this is me hard at work trying to make kids laugh...

FREE PRINTABLE CARD GAMES
(as soon as i figure out how to make it work)

the perfect road trip game, needs nothing but your willingness to be silly...

a tic-tac-toe style board game based on rock, paper, scissors. a little bit of strategy and whole whack of luck makes it the perfect game for kids of all ages...

the most fun and most hilarious way to teach your kids to read, to spell, to make sentences, and to laugh so hard they spit their drink all over your $4000 couch...

gibberish &
gobbledygook

rock, paper,
scissors, block!

crimes against
grammar

Life of Fly

Fly the fly was never like all the other flies. She was never satisfied just sitting around on piles of stinky dog poo. Fly had to fly.

Follow the Life of Fly from her humble birth in a disgusting compost pile to her (spoiler alert!) ignoble death at the hands of a fat man with an amazingly stinky cheese sandwich...

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

FEEDING FRENZY!

In this game you have to eat as much as you can as fast as you can so you can get as big and strong as possible to take over the magic kingdom and win the game!

COMING SOON!

The Funniest Joke in the Universe

a laughter addict goes on a quest through all time and space in search of a joke so funny even god has to laugh...

don't miss your chance to read what many are calling "the dumbest book ever written"

Stranger Than You Can Imagine

whenever a weird genius studies the universe they end up saying some version of this famous quote:

"the universe is not only stranger than you imagine, it is stranger than you can imagine."

this book -- book 1 of an infinite series -- will explore that strangeness, as I see it...

COMING SOON!

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